I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My dick has a subreddit
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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