Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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