That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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