those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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