so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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