So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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