I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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