Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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