Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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