the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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