would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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