we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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