Pappa wants mamma naked
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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