Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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