Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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