I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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