I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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