I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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