I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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