i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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