11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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