We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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