Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Try_Cry_Die hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

Fav 13 1148 1732
share tweet
(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

Fav 25 3750 821
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

you left your dildo in my car

(516): View more from New York

rules of finders keepers apply

Fav 20 3837 1578
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

Fav 43 5591 2056
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?

(940): View more from Texas

homeless.

Fav 17 5107 1362
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

Fav 90 14087 2036
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.

Fav 91 31987 1633
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....

Fav 4 2088 2915
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.

Fav 4 526 711
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT