just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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