Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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