So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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