i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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