yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
two words: eviction party
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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