I looked at my own cervix.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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