soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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