You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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