Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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