i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
found the other keg... it's in the tree
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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