maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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