You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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