; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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