Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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