I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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