I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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