It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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