I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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