I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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