That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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