i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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