Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have feelings that need drinking.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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