But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
