wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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