we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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