talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
