Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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